我家儿子隽颖对课本的学习，总是很不上心。但是他对军事武器、天体星球倒是非常着谜。他非常地喜欢动物, 小的时候,他常说我们这些大人们很残忍--屠杀动物,他甚至拒绝吃. 直到现在，他都拒绝吃龟、蛇、穿山甲等野生动物。当看到报纸说广州动物园推出献爱心,认养动物,他马上就打电话去报名交费.这些图片是他参加园内喂养活动的一些照片. /susan/UpFile/200610022130357893.JPG......

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